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Ewe-FO!

Take control of Paramount Comedy's very own UFO on a daring, intergalactic mission to save a load of sheep from Evil Rabbit's dastardly sheep-crushing 'Chop Shop' device-type-thingy. Play now



Suburban Shootout

Shoot em up and beat em up combined for one awesome kick ass game! Play now



Elfslinger

The kiddies need their Xmas presents delivered quickly. Use the catapult to launch as many elfs as you possibly can into the chimneys. The fairy will show you which chimney to aim for. Score as many points as you can in the time provided. Play now



Pub Landlord Boozy Darts

A darts game for real tossers! Step right up and have a throw! Score 40 points or more with three darts and win a free pint! Sounds easy? Try scoring 40 points after five pints of 'Old Nibbles Superior Strength Ale'.

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Pub Landlord Peanut Footy

A free pint and a ploughman's to anyone who can score enough goals. Just flick 5 peanuts into the pint and you could be on your way to cheese and pickle heaven.

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Pub landlord Whack-a-frog

A dastardly EU directive is trying to put the kibosh on our beloved pub. Stop the French Agents from turning the great British pub into a poncey wine bar. Turf the garlic-eating poodle walkers out by whacking them with your trusty newspaper. Avoid hitting the locals at all costs.Play now


Kick in the Balls

A classic penalty game that turns the table on all the rules, simply aim your ball at the keeper and try not to score a goal or you'll lose points, thats it!

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Ost-Ridge Racer

A racing game with a difference, alternate your keys to race against each other or the computer, fastest fingers wins.

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Spaced Paintball

Based on the 'Spaced' series on Paramount Comedy, this 1 player paintball game will keep you amused for hours. If you make the grade your score will be submitted to the high score list.

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Shoe Horny

Aaaahhh, heaven. Your favourite shoe store is being refurbished and they're getting rid of fabulous shoes at rather fabulous prices. But you've got to be quick - it's not so much like the Great Gold Rush of '49, but the Great Shoe Rush of Size 4 to 9s. Watch out for your creepy ex-boyfriend so best foot forward.

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Gigoloagogo

Pick up girls the easy way with Gigolo a go go. You'll know when you've caught a ladies eye when a green arrow appears above her head, all you need do then is go in for the kill.

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Golddigger

OK, so you want a rich boyfriend? Well it's time to do some Gold digging! Attract the attention of potential rich guys. You'll know you've caught their eye when a green arrow appears above them . Watch out for the red herrings. These cheesy white shirted medallion men will only leave you paying for the drinks.

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Seattle Skyliner

Use classic trembler game tactics to master the Seattle Skyline. You'll need the hands of a brain surgeon to succeed at this one.

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Hustle Sprout

With the Xmas dinner demolished, the humans have slumped off to watch TV... leaving your devilish little Sprout at liberty to feast on food scraps and gobble up Paramount Comedy cubes scattered amongst the christmas debris. There's a myriad of not-so-merry dinner table dangers to face so be careful.

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Brighton Ticket Frenzy

Pick up all the tickets, dodge past the pesky touts and tourists, get to the exit before the timer runs out, grab your friends along the way. Can you handle the pace of The Brighton Comedy Festival ticket frenzy game?

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21:30 Rules Of Engagement Engagement Party: Brand new and exclusive to Paramount Comedy. Russell has developed strong feelings for Audrey's sister, Barbara. Adam and Jennifer create a scam to get more wedding gifts.
21:00 Birds Of A Feather We'll Always Have Majorca: Brand new and exclusive to Paramount Comedy. The girls are given the use of a villa in Majorca by an old friend of the boys, and whilst there have a shocking reunion.
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